Al Franken Refuses To Resign

Sen. Al Franken has sternly claimed he has no intention of resigning after being accused of sexually assaulting a L.A. radio host. The only think Franken plans to do is spend time this Thanksgiving “reflecting”.

“He is spending time with his family in Washington, D.C., and will be through the Thanksgiving holiday, and he’s doing a lot of reflecting,” the spokesperson said.

According to the Daily Wire: “Franken told media that he will submit to a Congressional ethics investigation rather than dole a punishment to himself.”